Cupcakes for Oscar’s Monster Birthday Party
I pulled off the highway to pee in some tall grass and this was crawling up my leg when I got home.
Tiny green mason jars.
I mean, right??!!
Old grave yards… Lots of thoughts…
Geese are terrifying
Flying into Portland
That’ll do.
Go home, Walmart. You’re drunk.
He literally didn’t eat, like, any of this. I ate it all.